fuck-eater:

colescrow:

thegits:

CASSANDRA

Whet

Whæt

youdirtyshisno:

My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

pukicho:

pukicho:

a-rich-friendship:

pukicho:

Yeah, that person you just called fucker in Sears? He runs a famous tumblr blog…. dont uou feel stupid

Sears is dead

What?

Where the fuck was I then

taco-shell:

juststemthings:

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

apolloandstarbuck:

this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

undertastic-dork:

teenagerposts:

a rollercoaster from start to finish

Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny

greene-machine:

tag-redfield:

fuck-eater:

reyviving:

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

Me introducing myself

Why am I laughing so much

danthemedicman:

weloveshortvideos:

Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

This is the quality content I live for

pussylightlytoasted:

tooiconic:

toadschooled:

The look on the red toad’s fucking face I can’t breathe

ITS ABOUT TO BE A WHAT

TOAD FIGHT

somecutething:

A gentle old man 👴🏼

tyrannyoftheurgent:

lepetitefleurpetals:

In the rain please. Always.

My whole entire heart. I adore this so much.

xenosagaepisodeone:

mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck

sansael:

assgod:

oMg????????